VALKYRUS QUANT PROTOCOL: DIRECT SECURE LINK SESSION ID: BOARD_TALK_MLB_6.29.2026 ZAHC IKE (CEZE FUND) [08:11 AM]: assistant spreads aloe I met Sunny Black down in Kiawah Island and that man is straight-up real deal — boots-on-the-floor, speaks in weather patterns, looks at
VALKYRUS QUANT PROTOCOL: DIRECT SECURE LINK SESSION ID: BOARD_TALK_MLB_6.28.2026 ZAHC IKE (CEZE FUND) [08:35 AM]: imagining the possibilities I'm starting a GoFundMe to get Dianna Russini a live mic again. The average NFL fan is a 30-plus Buffalo sauce-drenched drunk
VALKYRUS QUANT PROTOCOL: DIRECT SECURE LINK SESSION ID: BOARD_TALK_MLB_6.27.2026 ZAHC IKE (CEZE FUND) [08:15:02 AM]: Getting emergency dispatches from Atlantic City Rob. Someone finally got five minutes with the suite-level brass at Borgata to explain a basic law of physics: MLB bettors
VALKYRUS QUANT PROTOCOL: DIRECT SECURE LINK SESSION ID: BOARD_TALK_MLB_6.24.2026 ZAHC IKE (CEZE FUND) [11:15:02 AM]: searching whats bigger in texas. Rob, this -120 cluster is giving Brendan Sorsby energy—$5M NIL, rehab, courtroom, then a supplemental draft jump like he’s live-adjusting
VALKYRUS QUANT PROTOCOL: DIRECT SECURE LINK SESSION ID: BOARD_TALK_MLB_6.23.2026 ZAHC IKE (CEZE FUND) [08:15:02 AM]: Launches TMZ special situation desk. Rob, the Giannis trade is starting to feel as suspicious as Michigan’s basketball coach leaving for the NBA. We’re about one
VALKYRIE QUANT PROTOCOL: DIRECT SECURE LINK SESSION ID: BOARD_TALK_MLB_6.23.2026 ZAHC IKE (CEZE FUND) [10:10:12 AM]: Counts unopened emails from Rob. Rob, it's Monday. Be honest. Are you reviewing baseball lines or are you pricing Viking River Cruises so you can disappear
VALKYRIE QUANT PROTOCOL: DIRECT SECURE LINK SESSION ID: BOARD_TALK_MLB_6.21.2026 ROB CHYSE (SDT SECURITIES) [08:15:02 AM]: Did you actually buy that billboard in Manhattan or was that another one of your champagne-fueled ideas? ZAHC IKE (CEZE FUND) [08:15:49 AM]: Searches for
VALKYRIE QUANT PROTOCOL: DIRECT SECURE LINK SESSION ID: BOARD_TALK_MLB_6.20.2026 ROB CHYSE (SDT SECURITIES) [08:15:02 AM]: Before we talk baseball, how was that Knicks parade? Last I heard you were three bottles deep, standing on a float, and trying to buy a hot dog
VALKYRIE QUANT PROTOCOL: DIRECT SECURE LINK SESSION ID: BOARD_TALK_MLB_6.18.2026 ZAHC IKE (CEZE FUND) [08:15:02 AM]: Did you find your freaking dog, or are you still letting a runaway furball hold your pension hostage? ROB CHYSE (SDT SECURITIES) [08:15:45 AM]: He was
VALKYRIE QUANT PROTOCOL: DIRECT SECURE LINK SESSION ID: BOARD_TALK_MLB_6.16.2026 ROB CHYSE (SDT SECURITIES) [22:53:02]: Marlins, Royals, Guardians are all trap lines. Completely unplayable. Also, I lost our golden retriever during a corporate Zoom call today. I left the backyard gate open. My wife