ZAHC IKE Recovers From The Parade

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SESSION ID: BOARD_TALK_MLB_6.20.2026

ROB CHYSE (SDT SECURITIES) [08:15:02 AM]:

Before we talk baseball, how was that Knicks parade? Last I heard you were three bottles deep, standing on a float, and trying to buy a hot dog cart with a wire transfer.

ZAHC IKE (CEZE FUND) [08:15:49 AM]:

Lights cigar.

Absolute madness. Lost two assistants, three phones, and somehow ended up on a float. I'm getting out of the city before Stephen A. Smith grabs a microphone and somehow declares himself Finals MVP. Anyway, Rangers -1.5 +172 is the best number on the board. I don't think we should be getting that kind of compensation.

ROB CHYSE (SDT SECURITIES) [08:16:35 AM]:

Reviews screen.

You survive on chaos. The Rangers number is strong, I'll give you that, but Brewers +116 is where the value sits for me. Atlanta gets respect because of the name, but Milwaukee is a hard-hitting club and that's a healthy plus price.

ZAHC IKE (CEZE FUND) [08:17:11 AM]:

That's why we're both on it. Rangers -1.5 +172, Brewers +116, and I'm adding Rays -120. Washington isn't getting enough compensation and Tampa keeps cashing these spots. That's my three-pack today.

ROB CHYSE (SDT SECURITIES) [08:17:58 AM]:

The Rays are probably the cleanest play on the board. If I'm allocating risk, those are the three positions I'd want exposure to.

ZAHC IKE (CEZE FUND) [08:18:42 AM]:

Checks phone.

Perfect. Mark the tickets. Rangers -1.5 +172, Brewers +116, Rays -120. Now if you'll excuse me, my pilot is waiting and Stephen A. just appeared on my feed talking Knicks basketball again. I'm not sticking around to see how this ends.