ROB CHYSE Realizes His Relationship With Michigan

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SESSION ID: BOARD_TALK_MLB_6.23.2026

ZAHC IKE (CEZE FUND) [08:15:02 AM]:
Launches TMZ special situation desk.

Rob, the Giannis trade is starting to feel as suspicious as Michigan’s basketball coach leaving for the NBA. We’re about one leaked group chat away from another Sherrone Moore “Kiss Me Through The Phone” summer.

ROB CHYSE (SDT SECURITIES) [08:15:48 AM]:
Alright, enough noise.

Brewers -120 is the cleanest thing on the board. They were priced higher yesterday, now they’re sitting in a pocket with Mets-level pricing for no reason.

ZAHC IKE (CEZE FUND) [08:16:35 AM]:

Sherrone Moore-level denial.

Mets -120 comes with a pitching switch and rain. Brewers -120 comes with the better team from yesterday.

ROB CHYSE (SDT SECURITIES) [08:18:49 AM]:
mid-thought: wait didn’t my daughter go to Michigan

I’m not in the business of decoding headlines. Mariners -122, Brewers -120. Two clean prices, two clean matchups. Everything else is just commentary dressed up as information.

ZAHC IKE (CEZE FUND) [08:19:14 AM]:

Same pattern every time. Board gets loud, Michigan gets weird.