ZAHC IKE Makes His Bid For Dianna Russini

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SESSION ID: BOARD_TALK_MLB_6.28.2026

ZAHC IKE (CEZE FUND) [08:35 AM]:
imagining the possibilities

I'm starting a GoFundMe to get Dianna Russini a live mic again. The average NFL fan is a 30-plus Buffalo sauce-drenched drunk guy. There's a reason they don't use male models on the sideline!

ROB CHYSE (SDT SECURITIES) [08:36 AM]:
Crowdfunding sideline reporters? Are you making a pass for Russini? Back when I got married, pulling a stunt like this would have run you straight out of town, but if you want a chase look at the Nationals at +168 against the Orioles.

ZAHC IKE (CEZE FUND) [08:37 AM]:
closes playboy magazine

+168 is even higher than Dianna in six-inch heels, but they've been playing very good as far as hitting goes.

ROB CHYSE (SDT SECURITIES) [08:38 AM]:
It's excellent value. You're definitely getting the compensation for that risk. If it doesn't beat that +168 number, what do you see on the Dodgers?

ZAHC IKE (CEZE FUND) [08:39 AM]:
Dodgers at -142 on the run line against King and the Padres isn't bad.

ROB CHYSE (SDT SECURITIES) [08:40 AM]:
looks for wedding ring frantically

Sheehan guy is definitely not the best pitcher for the Dodgers. But when you talk about lineups, -142 is a fair line for this game. Maybe we can petition Dianna to cover CEZE FUND.