ROB CHYSE Finds The Viking In Him

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SESSION ID: BOARD_TALK_MLB_6.23.2026

ZAHC IKE (CEZE FUND) [10:10:12 AM]:

Counts unopened emails from Rob.

Rob, it's Monday. Be honest.

Are you reviewing baseball lines or are you pricing Viking River Cruises so you can disappear into Europe before the market opens and ruins everyone's week?

ROB CHYSE (SDT SECURITIES) [10:10:55 AM]:

It's Monday. I hate Mondays.

And for the record, Viking Cruises has a more organized booking system than most sportsbooks.

Leave the cruise industry out of this.

Yankees -124 is tempting, but Cole is highly suspect after getting embarrassed by Cincinnati twice.

ZAHC IKE (CEZE FUND) [10:11:40 AM]:

The fact that you immediately defended Viking Cruises tells me everything I need to know.

Forget the Yankees. MARLINS -124 is the better number.

But the play I keep coming back to is CUBS -112. The Mets just got worked by Philly again, and somehow the market is still giving me almost a pick'em. If that number survives the afternoon, somebody forgot to update the board.

ROB CHYSE (SDT SECURITIES) [10:12:25 AM]:

Checks retirement account for emotional support.

I'll pass on Cole.

My favorite number is REDS +1.5 at -122. Cincinnati is playing excellent baseball right now and Woodruff laying -162 feels overpriced. The market is charging a premium that doesn't belong there.

ZAHC IKE (CEZE FUND) [10:13:10 AM]:

Which makes TWINS +1.5 at -126 look awful by comparison.

Also, I received another PDF from you this morning titled "Romantic Rivers of Central Europe."

ROB CHYSE (SDT SECURITIES) [10:13:55 AM]:

There is nothing suspicious about a man researching riverboats on a Monday.

Block filled and locked: MARLINS -124, REDS +1.5 -122, CUBS -112.