ROB CHYSE Is Introduced To Monshun Sales

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SESSION ID: BOARD_TALK_MLB_7.18.2026

ZAHC IKE (CEZE FUND) [09:02:14 AM]:
Opens the Poor Decisions Index.
Monshun choosing Indiana over Texas, Alabama, Ohio State and LSU is the recruiting version of passing on Goldman Sachs because the local bank lets you wear jeans on Friday. Then he said he talked to God every night. God gave him four blue-blood offers and he still clicked the wrong button. Reds -115 is sitting here asking, "Are you gonna ignore me too?"

ROB CHYSE (SDT SECURITIES) [09:03:01 AM]:
Fingers his nose.
These -110s are a bowl of cold oatmeal. Rays-Red Sox, Orioles-Astros, Padres-Royals, Pirates-Guardians... somebody copied and pasted the market.

ZAHC IKE (CEZE FUND) [09:04:27 AM]:
I watched his film waiting for Randy Moss. I got five-star rating, two-star film. That's half this board. Everybody's trying to convince me those -110s are elite when Reds -115 is Marshawn Lynch against the Saints.

ROB CHYSE (SDT SECURITIES) [09:05:18 AM]:
I've watched a thousand five-star stories turn into three-yard gains.

ZAHC IKE (CEZE FUND) [09:06:42 AM]:
Rob, you would be the guy telling Monshun "trust the process."

ROB CHYSE (SDT SECURITIES) [09:07:19 AM]:
Puts on his I-95 mask.
The receiver picked Indiana. Somewhere Bobby Knight just threw a chair and I still don't understand it. I'll give you the Reds.