ZAHC IKE A Hammer And Brendan Sorsby

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SESSION ID: BOARD_TALK_MLB_6.24.2026

ZAHC IKE (CEZE FUND) [11:15:02 AM]:
searching whats bigger in texas.

Rob, this -120 cluster is giving Brendan Sorsby energy—$5M NIL, rehab, courtroom, then a supplemental draft jump like he’s live-adjusting his own life

ROB CHYSE (SDT SECURITIES) [11:15:48 AM]:
Braves -126, Cardinals -120, Athletics -120. Same number, different wrappers. Looks clean, feels wrong.

ZAHC IKE (CEZE FUND) [11:16:35 AM]:
That’s why we have two hands. Yankees at +120 against Skubal with Weathers on the bump is basically pricing respect instead of reality, and then they hang +130 on a gritty Astros squad against the Blue Jays just because Savage is throwing and people think that name alone moves numbers.

ROB CHYSE (SDT SECURITIES) [11:19:41 AM]:
remembering the first time he hit a home run

Maybe. Or maybe it’s just a board that finally stopped lying to you.

ZAHC IKE (CEZE FUND) [11:22:18 AM]:
Anyway… did anyone at these universities ever stop and think to hire a pit boss with a hammer? Fill it at 50k, smash my big toe, Astros +130..